An upset for the ages...late last night a certain secret assassin was...picked off the list of 'things to do'...hours after 'the Massascre' and the infamous 'McFlurry Hit', a cozy night with friends at a local bar turned into a bloody mess of brains and brewskis...it went down like this...
keepin a close watch of the front door (the only way into the bar)...his back was to a wall and the Men's bathroom...there was absolutely no way to sneak up behind this man...until a little lady assassin found a friend in a drunk old man at that bar, as well as a couple dead assassins and the only other hitman left in the game...they worked like a team...and took out the most feared assassin of them all...she was pulled through a tiny window in the men's water closet...the only way to get behind her mark...got to give her credit it was clever...so she climbed in the window, shaded her eyes from the exposed man-bits in the bathroom...creeped out the bathroom door and lofted a sweet purple grenade, striking Fugazzi in the head and blowing him to pieces...well-played my dear...wizard cat awards you 6.5 wands for you magnificent display of teamwork and disregard for the skin on your elbows...
This is all that was left of my secret man in the field...
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